The Later Guy
He always gets to it. On his schedule. Legendary.
And the award goes to…
Most Improved.
Not him. The toilet. He hasn't changed.
Toilet ring remover for the man who knows the bare minimum is plenty. Spray it. Forget it. Get back to more important things.
Not on shelves yet. The prelaunch list gets it first.
This year's nominees
You know
You know
a winner.
Seat-Up Steve
Consistent. Committed. He's never once wavered.
The Roommate
Hasn't bought toilet paper since 2019. Hasn't run out either. Genius.
The Visionary
Why scrub when a bottle can? True leadership.
The routine. All of it.
Effort:
Effort:
optional.
Lid first01
Spray.
Lift the lid. Spray the ring.
Forget it exists02
Walk away.
Back to the game. The couch. Whatever.
Hero moment03
Return.
Next time you take your throne, bask in the glory of your work.
Performance specs
Built for
Built for
the throne.
Games missed0
Scrubs per minute0.0spm
Brushes requiredNone
Horsepower1(man)
The old way
- Buy a toilet brush
- Get on your knees
- Scrub. Keep scrubbing.
- Drip toilet water all over the floor
- Put the brush… where, exactly?
His way
- Spray.
- Leave.
- Return.
- Take full credit.
Predicted reactions
What he'll say.
Sprayed it. Went back to the game. Never thought about it again.
Easiest award I've ever won. Certificate's going on the fridge.
Honestly? I'd like to thank myself.
For him. For your roommate. For you. We won't tell.
The gag gift that actually works.
Give it as a joke. It gets used anyway.
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Participation Awards
Certificate
of Participation
This certifies that
KYLE
has successfully cleaned the toilet.
Category
Most Improved
Most Improved
Witnessed by
His roommate
His roommate
The envelope, please.
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